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Racer Joshua (jpasion)
Race Number 357
Date Sat, 4 Aug 2018 19:08:52 +0000
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents elnio2803 (3rd place) goonerjimmy (1st place) hangzoon (4th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
Red Dwarf: Terrorform (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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