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Racer Mr. C (philc1010)
Race Number 77
Date Fri, 17 Aug 2012 19:05:09 +0000
Speed 53 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 10)
Opponents curtis (6th place) dodaface (2nd place) holmes_skye (5th place) jlong24 (3rd place) livk32 (8th place) mlollars481 (9th place) scooterscoot (1st place) tdiddle777 (7th place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)