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Racer Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpyoedfza)
Race Number 14141
Date Wed, 24 Nov 2021 19:30:11 +0000
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.0%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents another_filipino_cheater (3rd place) intellectix (2nd place) sigmaimu (1st place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
South Park (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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