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Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Prepare ship for light speed! Dark Helmet: No-no-no, light speed is too slow! Colonel Sandurz: Light speed too slow? Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... Ludicrous speed! Colonel Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before! I don't know if the ship can take it! Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? Colonel Sandurz: Prepare the ship - Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo- Dark Helmet: Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this! Ludicrous speed! Colonel Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up? Dark Helmet: Ah, buckle this. Ludicrous speed! GO!