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Race Result Details |
Racer | Ziggy (antioch) |
Race Number | 871 |
Date | Mon, 28 Oct 2024 19:47:22 +0000 |
Speed |
77 WPM
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Accuracy | 96.9% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | nestris (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— Red Dwarf: Terrorform
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