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Racer ratballs (horny_nutsack)
Race Number 377
Date Thu, 4 Jul 2019 21:39:54 +0000
Speed 88 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents justiceex (3rd place) kris_z (2nd place)

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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.
Monty Python's Flying Circus (other) by Monty Python (see stats)