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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Amanda (salamanda) |
| Race Number | 1626 |
| Date | Tue, 30 Jun 2015 21:47:32 +0000 |
| Speed |
60 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.2% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | actuallandwhale (1st place) anaakitamaro (2nd place) |
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
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