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Racer Amanda (salamanda)
Race Number 1626
Date Tue, 30 Jun 2015 21:47:32 +0000
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents actuallandwhale (1st place) anaakitamaro (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
Holidays on Ice (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)