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Race Result Details |
Racer | Xeno (xenosyph) |
Race Number | 57 |
Date | Fri, 6 Aug 2021 03:00:55 +0000 |
Speed | 43 WPM Try to beat? |
Accuracy | 92.8% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 4) |
Opponents | fonsdal (1st place) |
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
— Ferris Bueller's Day Off
(movie)
by John Hughes
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