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Race Result Details

Racer Manjunath Bettadapura (actuallandwhale)
Race Number 124
Date Tue, 30 Jun 2015 21:47:18 +0000
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents anaakitamaro (2nd place) salamanda (3rd place)

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