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Race Result Details

Racer Allen (allenoy)
Race Number 1199
Date Wed, 9 Jan 2019 20:41:30 +0000
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents amun (1st place) magicsoap (3rd place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
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