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Racer Ani TK (aneef)
Race Number 11
Date Thu, 2 Oct 2014 13:39:44 +0000
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents john_70 (3rd place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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