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Racer tirehtööri (benracer)
Race Number 8020
Date Wed, 28 Jul 2021 13:41:53 +0000
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)

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It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
M*A*S*H (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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