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Racer org (chakk)
Race Number 4513
Date Sat, 9 Feb 2019 21:39:15 +0000
Speed 198 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents arc_sec (2nd place) delirious (3rd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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