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Race Result Details

Racer E El (eelbert)
Race Number 248
Date Mon, 8 Oct 2012 22:24:57 +0000
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents duskxiv (5th place) skulkan (4th place) trixxzy (2nd place)

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