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Racer harnessing (harnessingxd)
Race Number 138
Date Thu, 18 Apr 2019 13:40:57 +0000
Speed 114 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents dandarandan (2nd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
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