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Race Result Details

Racer Jae (jaejunn)
Race Number 99
Date Sat, 16 Mar 2019 21:13:17 +0000
Speed 108 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents alanis (2nd place)

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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Airplane! (movie) by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker (see stats)

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