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Racer ☭ (77) (john_70)
Race Number 6998
Date Thu, 2 Oct 2014 13:39:53 +0000
Speed 76 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents aneef (1st place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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