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Racer Ben Joe (juk631)
Race Number 76
Date Sun, 22 Nov 2020 12:33:26 +0000
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents ericpr (2nd place) fatsexdude (3rd place)

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
The Office (other) by Greg Daniels (see stats)

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