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Racer asdf (kangarrou)
Race Number 10879
Date Sun, 9 Nov 2014 10:08:12 +0000
Speed 88 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents fusik (2nd place) hairokami (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)