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Race Result Details

Racer Billy Hues (kumidaiko)
Race Number 320
Date Wed, 5 Nov 2014 05:11:43 +0000
Speed 135 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents donmudojle (2nd place)

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