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Racer Buttlicker9000 (leoleopolis)
Race Number 12
Date Thu, 11 Aug 2016 06:09:13 +0000
Speed 65 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)