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Racer Louis Bautista (meenepo)
Race Number 1806
Date Mon, 14 Jun 2021 10:52:19 +0000
Speed 100 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents atif_zaheer (4th place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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