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Racer Ryan Menezes (ninjamuffin)
Race Number 2040
Date Fri, 14 Feb 2020 17:14:29 +0000
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents ubershah (1st place)

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I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there... and then... I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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