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Racer (nonquit13)
Race Number 2917
Date Mon, 20 Apr 2020 01:40:44 +0000
Speed 135 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents demonakinale (2nd place)

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For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall torn down, since it's a symbol of ancient tyranny. On Tuesday, I reported that all 1,500 miles had been dismantled. Then on Thursday, he told me he had had second thoughts, and that he wanted the wall rebuilt at once. Friday night, I told him that I had personally directed the mobilization of 20 million workers, and that the entire Wall had been restored to its former condition. Actually I spent the whole week watching T.V., but he thinks I'm a genius.
40: A Doonesbury Retrospective (book) by Garry Trudeau (see stats)

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