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Race Result Details

Racer pattypatpat (patpatpatv2)
Race Number 5007
Date Mon, 5 Jan 2015 03:11:16 +0000
Speed 122 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents lamborghiniveneno (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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