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Race Result Details

Racer John Pham (phamone)
Race Number 1664
Date Mon, 2 Jun 2014 17:44:22 +0000
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents amp328 (1st place) mamaatje (4th place) rajamalik (2nd place)

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