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Racer kei chingus (potassiumchloride_)
Race Number 458
Date Mon, 31 May 2021 04:45:00 +0000
Speed 100 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents junald (3rd place) lolwut9001 (2nd place) tahatoto123 (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
Holidays on Ice (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)

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