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Racer Punzau (punzau)
Race Number 19
Date Fri, 27 Jan 2017 16:46:50 +0000
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents waffle_demon (1st place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)