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Race Result Details

Racer ☆ Alex ☆ (russianrickjames)
Race Number 495
Date Wed, 30 Dec 2015 02:14:27 +0000
Speed 135 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents sigurone (2nd place)

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