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Race Result Details

Racer Hiroshi (uberkelium)
Race Number 5182
Date Sun, 6 Jan 2019 01:49:58 +0000
Speed 161 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents dreadisfool (2nd place)

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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (movie) by John Hughes (see stats)

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