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Racer Mark Veltzer (veltzer)
Race Number 7238
Date Mon, 1 Mar 2021 23:14:02 +0000
Speed 92 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents fracticals (2nd place) thydark (1st place) zmoney0805 (3rd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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