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Racer vlaki007 (vlaki007)
Race Number 631
Date Sat, 21 Aug 2021 12:10:45 +0000
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents beststoryever (1st place) marcofia (2nd place) skyerz (5th place) zivush (3rd place)

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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (movie) by John Hughes (see stats)

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