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Racer Yves De las Alas (vroomsevy)
Race Number 1365
Date Wed, 18 May 2022 00:28:02 +0000
Speed 98 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents _dox (1st place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
Seinfeld (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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