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Racer Shaheendra Sarvesh (waffle_demon)
Race Number 296
Date Fri, 27 Jan 2017 16:46:48 +0000
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents punzau (2nd place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)