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Racer Shaheendra Sarvesh (waffle_demon)
Race Number 335
Date Tue, 31 Jan 2017 05:16:44 +0000
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)