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Racer Shaheendra Sarvesh (waffle_demon)
Race Number 620
Date Sun, 19 Feb 2017 09:42:25 +0000
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents andrukardashian (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
Red Dwarf: Terrorform (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)