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Racer Shaheendra Sarvesh (waffle_demon)
Race Number 698
Date Mon, 27 Feb 2017 10:14:52 +0000
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 88.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents jaihuenalizada (5th place) khangnkv2001 (2nd place) sebastiaan12866 (4th place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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