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Racer a3aaa (3bdogamal)
Race Number 1745
Date Sat, 19 Apr 2025 21:29:03
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.7%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents fantasystaples (4th place) jkiernal (2nd place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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