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Race Number 214
Date Fri, 13 Aug 2021 23:56:09 +0000
Speed 57 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents joemoedee1 (3rd place) lurdecarpa (2nd place)

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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (movie) by John Hughes (see stats)

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