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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Kelzai (_kelzai_) |
| Race Number | 375 |
| Date | Wed, 30 Sep 2026 16:46:27 |
| Speed |
71 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.9% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | berntheseal (3rd place) connothing (1st place) kwisatz_haderach (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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