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Racer Alpha Male (alphamaleuwuuwu)
Race Number 42
Date Thu, 21 Jan 2021 20:06:57 +0000
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents dflkn4900s4 (3rd place) luigiboard (2nd place)

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I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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