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Racer Joseph (barcaftw05)
Race Number 441
Date Sun, 6 Jan 2019 07:07:35 +0000
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.0%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents aslex (5th place) cuntpieceofshit (4th place) drevize (3rd place)

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Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Cheers (other) by James Burrows, Glen Charles, and Les Charles (see stats)

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