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Race Number 14334
Date Tue, 2 Jan 2018 13:46:26 +0000
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents jyli839 (3rd place) willrick3003 (2nd place)

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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
Team Fortress 2 (game) by Valve (see stats)

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