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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Bortag (bortag) |
| Race Number | 2675 |
| Date | Thu, 29 Oct 2026 18:01:33 |
| Speed |
89 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.8% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | genz123 (2nd place) t3k4 (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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