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Racer Blake (bortman9)
Race Number 9
Date Sat, 22 Jul 2017 23:21:36 +0000
Speed 96 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.0%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents torphon (5th place)

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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
How I Escaped My Certain Fate (book) by Stewart Lee (see stats)

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