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Racer Bruce (bruceboy1985)
Race Number 1972
Date Tue, 16 Jun 2020 06:08:22 +0000
Speed 105 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents ahmedmubsa (3rd place) nika07 (2nd place)

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Mostly, they talked about death. They agreed that being buried seemed too claustrophobic, and Bill didn't want to be cremated after he'd read that the intense heat boils fluids in the skull until your head explodes. He decided that he'd want his body shot off into space in a rocket ship. He figured it'd be too expensive to launch the weight of his entire body, but maybe just sending his head into space would be enough, preferably in front of a little window.
It's Such a Beautiful Day (movie) by Don Hertzfeldt (see stats)

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