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Racer Kirk (captainkirk7)
Race Number 124
Date Wed, 11 Sep 2019 00:57:27 +0000
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.0%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents girfster (3rd place)

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Mostly, they talked about death. They agreed that being buried seemed too claustrophobic, and Bill didn't want to be cremated after he'd read that the intense heat boils fluids in the skull until your head explodes. He decided that he'd want his body shot off into space in a rocket ship. He figured it'd be too expensive to launch the weight of his entire body, but maybe just sending his head into space would be enough, preferably in front of a little window.
It's Such a Beautiful Day (movie) by Don Hertzfeldt (see stats)

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