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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Aleph (catblahfishblah) |
| Race Number | 4702 |
| Date | Fri, 25 Sep 2026 7:25:44 |
| Speed |
89 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.8% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | gelatoplay (4th place) getrektttt (2nd place) grimreaperrr_ (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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