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Pit Stop
Racer Jawed (cenachaingang)
Race Number 4298
Date Sat, 3 Oct 2026 14:33:12
Speed 107 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents sam_889 (2nd place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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