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Race Result Details |
Racer | dix (cervixpaunch) |
Race Number | 426 |
Date | Wed, 20 Jan 2016 23:46:44 +0000 |
Speed | 68 WPM Try to beat? |
Accuracy | 91.5% |
Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
Opponents | ajocelyn (5th place) drews12321 (1st place) |
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— Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
(book)
by Scott Adams
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